Computer withdrawels and house shopping

I’m going on three weeks without a home computer. I’ve gnawed my fingertips down to bloody stumps. I’ve been huffing a non-toxic Elmer’s® glue stick. I’ve found myself weeping while curled up in the fetal position in our home office. Ordinarily I would e-mail my glue stick dealer when my supply is low but have now resorted to using this strange, wall mounted device manufactured by Uniden for communication. I’m hoping my computer will be fixed by next week.

What’s really killing me is that I can’t manage our finances by my normal means. I use a combination of Quicken, our credit union’s website and my checkbook to keep track of our money. I’m anal about this. I have my system – I know where every red cent is and where it’s going.

In other news – Della, our Realtor, took us to look at houses for the first time last night. Elise saw a couple houses in a neighborhood that she really likes and wanted to see the insides. We looked at four homes. The fourth one was the best as it had a beautifully manicured yard, but the house itself we couldn’t tolerate. The other three houses aren’t worth mentioning. They’re all older homes in older neighborhoods. Elise and I decided that we now want to look in new neighborhoods.

We now have the money now to put down on a house and pay closing costs. We told ourselves in January that we wanted to be in a house by next January. That’s two months away. Even after we find and fall in love with a house (who knows how long that will be) we know it will take at least a couple months to actually close. Couple that with John and Christine’s offer on a house being accepted earlier this week and a notice I received on our apartment door yesterday stating that come January, when our lease is up, we can sign a six month lease that will only raise our rent by $200 per month! Or we could pay month to month and our rent only increases by $250! Call within the next fifteen minutes and we’ll throw in a free kick in the groin!

iTunes crashes Windows 2000 Professional

Apple iTunes

I’ve been hearing that iTunes for Windows is crashing machines running Windows 2000 Professional. This happened to a friend of mine today. We work together and both use Win2000. I downloaded iTunes the minute it was released a couple weeks ago. It installed fine for me and has worked great since. Great so much that with the recent purchase of an iPod, my recent PC problems, seeing Panther in action, an AirPort bribe from John and using iTunes, I’ve decided to save my money and purchase an iBook.

So my friend’s PC wouldn’t boot after installing iTunes. A trip over to a few forums and Apple’s website gave me this:

Symptom

A computer with Windows 2000 does not start up after installing iTunes for Windows.

Products affected

Windows 2000
iTunes for Windows 4.1

Solution

Start up the computer while holding down the F8 key.

From the Windows 2000 Advanced Options menu, choose Last Known Good Configuration.

Press Enter. If other screens appear, press Enter until Windows continues to start up.

Download and install iTunes for Windows version 4.1.1 from the iTunes download page (http://www.apple.com/itunes/download/).

Restart the computer when prompted to do so.

That solution didn’t work for me. I’m not guaranteeing what I did will work for you, but this is the method that got Mickey’s computer back up and running:

Start up the computer and wait until you’re prompted to press F8, then do so. I tried holding down F8 while the computer booted and I received a keyboard error and then the computer froze.

From the Windows 2000 Advanced Options menu, choose Safe Mode (not with networking or command prompt).

Press Enter. If other screens appear, press Enter until Windows continues to start up.

Go eat a sandwich. Really. After numerous tries and resorting to cold boots, I finally let the computer hang while I went to my desk and ate a sandwich. After being hung on the blue Windows logo boot screen for approximately five minutes, it finally loaded windows.

Control Panel > Add/Remove Programs.

Download and install iTunes for Windows version 4.1.1 from the iTunes download page (http://www.apple.com/itunes/download/).

Restart the computer when prompted to do so.

Mickey’s computer is back to normal after an hour of trying to boot in Safe Mode. I don’t know why iTunes works on my Windows 2000 machine. I’m glad it does though.

Computer’s still down, Halloween 2003

My home computer is still up on blocks. I can’t get Windows XP to install. Well, it installs itself, but when the computer reboots, I get that wonderful greeting: PRIMARY MASTER HARD DRIVE FAIL. I called my Mom, a.k.a. The Oracle of PC Hardware Configuration last night and hit her up to fix it for me. Hopefully I can have Elise meet my parents halfway to their house to give my mom the computer. In the meantime, it’s going on three weeks of not having a computer at home. What really stinks is that I just bought a Pinnacle Studio AV capture card and wanted to start editing videos again. I also recently installed iTunes and was really looking forward to creating some new playlists, ripping some CDs and retagging a lot of our mp3s.

In other news – I had a good time this past weekend. John and Christine took me to a Halloween party on Friday night. I was going to go as Josh Janicek but was quickly convinced that I should be a carefully sculpted living replica of Mira Sorvino.

Tommy and I hung out on Saturday. This just after UT beat Nebraska. 31-7. Sorry, that was for someone elise. I mean Elise. I mean else, someone else. After hanging out at my apartment for a while, Tommy and I went to Kohl’s and later met up with Jeremy at Chili’s for dinner. I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back. Don’t get the baby back ribs and Chili’s. I could have saved my money and bought some beef jerky or just gnawed on a twig. We convened at Tommy’s for boxing on HBO. After boxing, Tommy, Ann Marie, Lisa and I went to a costume party. It was okay. Elise showed up, we stayed for an hour or so then headed home. Elise ate a piece of toast that I made for her for dinner.

I woke up on Sunday, rode the trusty shadow out to Dripping Springs, then to Toys ‘R’ Us, then to work to finish a differential file server backup. Elise and I stayed in most of the day and watched football.

Cavities and gut rot

Life’s been all around kind of crappy as of late. A guy was walking out of my office building as I was returning from a dentist appointment and lunch with Elise. He said: “Hi, how are you today?” Instinctively we always say “Fine, how’re you?” Why do we do that? Why don’t we tell the truth?

“Actually, not so well, since you asked. I made some 9 layer dip on Sunday that’s taken it’s toll on my old gutty wuts. It’s become painful to do common things such as walk and breathe. I just got back from the dentist and my gums are killing me. You see, I’m prone to plaque build-up below my gum line and the hygienist had to work double time on my grill with that Medieval hook thing. On top of that, I have a cavity and have to go back to the dentist on Monday to have it filled. And for the cherry: I don’t have dental insurance. Or medical for that matter. So now I’m having to look forward to riding my motorcycle, all paranoid-like to the dentist on Monday to be subjected to a shrieking drill while afraid of getting into any sort of accident that would make for a hefty out-of-pocket emergency room visit all while having gut rot that could halt a rabid rhinoceros. So if you wouldn’t mind just shoving me into a protective bubble, rip all of my teeth out and toss me a magazine and some toilet paper – that just might get me through the day.”

A few fries short of a Happy Meal

I run a popular website, www.HartzVictims.org, that provides information and stories about Hartz Advanced Care Flea and Tick drops. It is an anti Hartz website. I get submissions on a daily basis explaining how someone’s poor cat had to be rushed to the vet’s office to be pumped full of steroids, anti tremor medications and fluids.

Every once in a while, I’ll get an e-mail like this one. And to think, this person is probably out there driving around in a car or voting! What’s better is her e-mail address was a .edu.

HartzVictims.org

Sender’s Name: Megan Castor
Sender’s Email:
Message: I put your Hartz flea drops on my kittens and it is not working. How long do I have to wait to use drops again or another product?

Dell is losing Points with me

I want to know how much it will cost for one (1) Client Access License (CALs). This essentially means that we need to purchase a license so an additional computer can have access to our file and print server at work.

I searched Microsoft’s website. No luck. I found out there are resellers for CALs, Dell being one of them. I called good ol’ Dell, the PC mammoth that’s based out of Round Rock, just half an hour from here. I actually spoke to someone in Bangalore who I could not understand for the life of me. Strike number one.

I have a question. I don’t want to make a purchase. I want to know the price of one Client Access License. Mr. Idontwannatrytopronouncehisname transfers me to another department that I honestly could not understand him say. I’m on hold for 15 minutes. “Jason” answers the phone and starts asking for “Customer ID” numbers. I HAVE A QUESTION!!! I tell this to “Jason” who then tells me he’s just a “Call Manager”. I said “Jason, I want to know the price for a singe Client Access License.”

“Let me transfer you to Sales” says Jason. “Can you tell me the 1-800 phone number you called?”

“What?” I ask.

“What was the 1-800 phone number you called when you called Dell?”

“I don’t know – I called the number off of Dell’s website.” I didn’t bother telling him that I had to traverse a mind-numbing automated answering service, speak to some guy working in Bangalore and 15 minutes holding. I figured he knew that already.

21 minutes and 26 seconds later, I leave a message for “Diana”. I asked Diana to call me back because I want to know the price for a single Client Access License.

An hour later, “Noah” calls me back. I tell him that I want to know the price for a single Client Access License. He can’t answer that question. He sent a request to another department and they’re to call me back.

Technology is a love/hate thing. I’d be pretty happy with an abacus and a slice of watermelon right about now.

DaHeBeGeBees, Computer is in need of resurrection

Elise and I went to Maggie Mae’s on Friday night to watch DaHeBeGeBees. That makes for immediately spirit lifting regardless of how bad a week you’ve had. In our old age, we concurred that there would be no way that we would stay for the whole show. We would be going home early get a good night’s sleep and be bright eyed and refreshed in the morning. We said good night to each other at 4 a.m.

I went over to John and Christine’s late Saturday afternoon. I’m glad I did because we did our standard sit out on the back patio and take in the weather. We sat there and fended off the cold front as long as we could. Despite John and I both being tired, we made our way to some party that someone had invited someone’s someone to go to.

Sunday was sit around and do nothing day. We watched the last few episodes of the fourth season of the Sopranos.

In other news. My computer has been up on blocks for the past week. I got a nice little case of the IE 6 and Outlook Express don’t want to go online. I tried all of the fixes I could find via Google, but to no avail. I decided to reinstall XP. Upon doing that, I installed the OS on the wrong hard drive (I have 3). To make a long story short, I deleted some files off of the boot drive that I should have. I just now got my hands on some XP boot disks (which I should have made long ago), so hopefully I can get my computer working tonight.

John has decided that he’s going to start going to Tae Kwon Do with me. This is good because 1) John will be getting some exercise and 2) I won’t be freezing on the motorcycle on the way to and from class.

I haven’t seen Harold in over a month. He hasn’t returned any of my phone calls. I’m going to call one more time tonight and then I’m going to call Big Brothers Big Sisters.

Jesus, you gotta minute?

Sometimes, you just have to ask for help from the man himself.

We’re at Lisa and Ron’s and will leave for Warner springs in a few minutes and be back Sunday afternoon. Last night Jason finally told his mom he had an itch in his crotch, so Lisa checked it out and didn’t know what to think, so got a relative, Dad to check it out, at Jason’s request. It was jock itch, so the Lanocaine came to the rescue. Later when saying his nightly prayers, he asked Lisa if he could say a little extra in his prayers. He asked Jesus to please make his balls stop itching. Just thought you would get a kick out of that.

Hope you are having a nice day. The smog was horrible her this AM.

Love you

Mom and Dad in California

We are going to Lisa’s to spend the night and visit with her tomorrow since she’s taking off from work. Then later on we’ll be going to Warner Spring. Sat. Ron will BBQ. There will be lots of family and friends there, so plan on being very confused. Might need some quiet time before it’s over. Ha!

Hope to hear from you again while we are still on the road.

Love you

Mom and Dad’s road trip report

Mom and Dad road tripped it west to sunny San Deigo to visit my siblings. They’re slotted to come back to Texas on November 1.

Hi, Just thought I’d check in with you to see how the Houston catering trip went. Knowing you, it went well and you did an excellent job and made lots of money for the company.

Hope you had a nice stay at Cat Spring and it didn’t feel so lonely. I was wondering if you don’t mind letting me know if you got the two packages from UPS.

It is nice to be able to be away from home and still retrieve email messages. I’m sure it was available all these years and I didn’t know. Oh well!

Terri and Craig’s house is BEAUTIFUL. She says to say hello for her. You know Terri has a knack for “fixing” things up with all the extras that make a house a home. The climates is so nice and David is able to breathe again without all his meds and nose wash.

We had Mexican food Monday night, the night we got here. Tuesday, over to Lisa, Ron and Jason’s for lobster and salad. This evening before dark, we’llhave a picnic in the park and Thursday over to Lisa’s to spend the night and Friday off to Warner Springs for the three day weekend to have more fun and enjoy the mineral springs. Then off to Chuck, Lisa and kids place for a nite or two. After all that, we’ll head home and hopefully be back by Nov. 1st.

Oh yeah, forgot to tell about seeing Daddy, Jeanie and Dean in Pahrump, Nv. A lot of sand and cactus. I guess Daddy doesn’t care since he stays inside mostof the time in his PJ’s. He gave us $80.00 to go out and eat the night we got there, but refused to go with us. We brought him some leftovers and he was as happy as anyone. We talked a bit more the next AM and off to have brunch at one of the casinos, again leaving Daddy at home. Then packed up and were on our way to Calif. The traffic was so heavy leaving Vegas that we stopped off for the night in Barstow. Never again will we take that route on a Sun. night with all the people trying to get back for Monday work day.

Well, I didn’t mean to go on and on, but the coffee Terri and Craig have here has got me all hopped up.

Love you guys and am anxious to see you two on Turkey Day.

Love you

Stickman

I stepped on the scale last night before leaving for Tae Kwon Do. I weighed 150 lbs. with jeans, a t-shirt and tennis shoes. This morning I weighed 148 lbs. with nothing more than my skivvies. I got my leg caught in the tub drain this morning and had to get Riley (8 lb. Rottweiler/Manx cat) to pull me out with a tow rope. I’m going to grab a napkin, hop on a skateboard and windsurf to Kohl’s this afternoon to buy suspenders. My pants keep falling off.

All you have to do is ask…

I was at CompUSA yesterday, shopping for a new sound card as the line in input on mine seems to have pooped out. I walked by the hard drive section and saw a 120GB drive for $59.99. I couldn’t pass that up. I installed it and noticed that the drive had 111GB. I e-mail Seagate’s technical support…

Josh,

What seems to be missing space on the hard drive is actually the difference between the two numbering systems used in the computer industry.

Decimal vs. Binary

Most Hard drive manufacturers use DECIMAL numbers to show capacity:

(1 KB = 1,000 bytes)
(1 MB = 1,000,000 bytes)
(1 GB = 1,000,000,000 bytes)

Most Computers (BIOS) and Operating Systems use BINARY numbers to show capacity:

(1 KB = 1024 bytes)
(1 MB = 1,048,576 bytes)
(1 GB = 1,073,741,824 bytes)

EXAMPLE:

Seagate’s Model … ST380021A … total formatted capacity expressed in:
DECIMAL = 80 GB …

The same drive will show up in Windows expressed in BINARY as approximately:
BINARY = 74.5 GB.

Use this formula to convert the DECIMAL 80 GB to a BINARY number

800,000,000,000 GB … divided by … 1,073,741,824 = 74.5 GB

Your Operating System would show this 80 GB drive as a BINARY number equaling 74.5 GB … minus any space already used.

IN SUMMARY:

You are NOT missing any space on your Seagate hard drive.

Your Operating System is converting the DECIMAL number and displaying it as a BINARY NUMBER.

If you care to delve deeper into this subject, there is an excellent article regarding this subject at this link:

http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Units/binary.html.

Robert H.
Seagate Technical Support

========== Customer’s original message ==========

I purchased a Seagate 120GB Barracuda ATA hard drive at a CompUSA in Austin, TX this morning. PN: 9W2883-337 S/N: 3JT20400. I installed the drive but it says there are only 111GB. Where did the other 9GBs go?

El’s hydrostatic Sunday

I took it easy this past Friday – stayed at home and watched The Matrix. On Saturday, I woke up, did laundry, talked to Mom, got my ears lowered and avoided the temptation to buy a lot of stuff at CompUSA. After that, I watched the UT vs. OU game… I should’ve taken a nap instead.

When Elise got home from work, we went to Bellville for the annual Austin County Fair. I didn’t take too many pictures – I was busy socializing.

Elise and I went back to my parents’ house late that night. We slept in on Sunday. We ate. Ate some more. Ate again. I washed the Jeep. We ate again. Oh yeah, and Elise tested out my Dad’s new hydrostatic transmission-driven riding lawn mower. Sexy!