Hostess with the mostest

“Those are Ding Dongs!”

“No, they’re not. These are Swiss Rolls. Ding Dongs are those chocolate cupcakes with cream filling and the swirly white loops on top.”

“No, those are called Hostess Cupcakes! These are Ding Dongs. Trust me. Do a Google search for ‘pictures of Ding Dongs'”

“Let’s not and say I did.”