Mowing with lawndarts

I mowed the front yard for the first time yesterday afternoon. I grabbed the iPod, the lawnmower, cranked up some Britney Spears and went to mowin’.

“But Josh, why would such a manly man who exemplifies all that which is manly listen to Britney Spears while mowing your lawn?” is what you might be asking.

Simply put: Because I was wearing these.

Do not buy lawn aerator sandals from I mowed for approximately ten minutes before looking at the bottom of my feet to find that 95% of the aerator spikes had broken off.

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