I stepped on the scale last night before leaving for Tae Kwon Do. I weighed 150 lbs. with jeans, a t-shirt and tennis shoes. This morning I weighed 148 lbs. with nothing more than my skivvies. I got my leg caught in the tub drain this morning and had to get Riley (8 lb. Rottweiler/Manx cat) to pull me out with a tow rope. I’m going to grab a napkin, hop on a skateboard and windsurf to Kohl’s this afternoon to buy suspenders. My pants keep falling off.