I mowed the front yard for the first time yesterday afternoon. I grabbed the iPod, the lawnmower, cranked up some Britney Spears and went to mowin’.
“But Josh, why would such a manly man who exemplifies all that which is manly listen to Britney Spears while mowing your lawn?” is what you might be asking.
Simply put: Because I was wearing these.
Do not buy lawn aerator sandals from harrietcarter.com. I mowed for approximately ten minutes before looking at the bottom of my feet to find that 95% of the aerator spikes had broken off.