Dead Slut’s mom

Last week we hired a new employee to help out in the fulfillment department. She’s a great woman and an excellent employee so far.

I got back from lunch this afternoon and was engaged in small talk in the break room. Somehow I brought up Cabo San Lucas. Our newest employee asked if I had been to Sammy Hagar’s Cabo Wabo Cantina.

“Yes, I have.”

“My son was supposed to play there recently”, she replied.

“Really? Is your son in a band?” I asked.

“Yes. He’s 20-years-old and writes all the songs, plays all the instruments and records everything himself”, she explained.

“Does he live here in town?”, I asked.

“Yes, he lives with us here.”

At this point, I was fairly certain as to who her son was but for shits and giggles, I had to ask:

“What kind of music does he play?”

“Heavy metal”, she responded.

“I’ll bet I already know who he is. What’s the name of his band?”

[Slight pause]

“Ahem… Dead Slut.”

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