Pusher

I never know when to call something ironic, a metaphor or a prime number. I’ll call this one ironaphoric.

I patronize a local liquor store to buy my scotch. Linda, the lady who works at the liquor store, and I got to talking yesterday. She mentioned that she takes vitamins. My company sells an entire line of wellness products.

Long story short, I bought Linda a bottle of one of our top selling women’s multi-vitamins and delivered today along with a ton of literature on osteoporosis, women’s health and an entire product list. She bought me a bottle of wine, gave me a few hugs and a few “God bless yous”.

So I’m pushing wellness and she’s buying. She’s pushing fixxxer and I’m buying.