We just did some serious shopping. While at Kohl’s, Elise saw a pair Hawaiian print swimming trunks that she said she liked. She said “I like that design, the one with the hibiscus”. I said “I would like to paint a picture of a couple of buttermilk biscuits sharing a marijuana cigarette… they would be high biscuits.” She laughed.
We went to the mall to get my new glasses. When we left the mall, Limp Bizkit was playing on the radio. Elise changed the station. I said “What, you don’t like Flaccid Pastry?” She laughed. She said “you’re on a roll…” We’re retarded.