“If you ever throw a FUDGING flashlight at my FUDGING cat again, I will FUDGING kill you.”
My wife is FUDGING awesome!
So… I had to play diplomat and introduce ourselves to the next door neighbor, who is renting the house from the owners, who we actually know and like.Â The conversation went something like this:
“Hey, let’s bury the hatchet (otherwise my wife will FUDGING kill you).Â We’re long-since overdue in introducing ourselves and would like to be friendly”.
Our effort was well received and the cat is safe right now.Â I think.