Run from the border

I had to run to the post office today during my lunch break to mail items recently sold on eBay. I went to what I thought was one of the least busy post offices in the city. My number: 97. Number they were serving: 65.

I didn’t have time to wait in line so I decided to go out for lunch. For some reason, my stomach had been bothering me all day. What better way to remedy a tummy ache that a hearty, healthy meal from Taco Bell. I can back to the office and at my tacos and burrito. I immediately felt like I gained 20 lbs. My stomach didn’t feel any better.

I’m going to go home, cry and eat ice cream.