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Pesce morto

December 02nd, 2005

Carmella
Rest in peace Carmela

Somewhere between 1 a.m. and 6 a.m. this morning Carmela decided to leave us for a better place. She held on for a little over a month. She had been sick since we brought her home and her partner, Tony Soprano kept her going as long as he could. Research indicates that Carmela suffered from a form of bladder abnormality that hindered her appetite and balance.

Forensic reports lead us to believe that Carmela hanged herself as indicated in the photo above.

While feeding him fish flakes, I asked Tony Soprano how he felt about the imminent loss. His response: “Wuddya gunna do?”


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  1. Deadslut December 3rd, 2005 8:33 am

    R.I.P. Carmela!!

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