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Posted by Josh on May 31st 2002  

We just watched Vanilla Sky… ehem… I’m going to have to watch it again. I think I was just too tired to pay that much attention to it.

In other news - I’m working on a ‘Campus Updates’ website for sw - that’ll keep me occupied for some time, and give me a chance to do a little development. It’s actually an exciting project.

In case I haven’t mentioned it before, S&W is dumping a lot of money into facility renovations and technology. We’re building the “Pavilion”, the Center for Advanced Medicine and TAMU2 - Scott & White is A&M’s teaching hospital.

And… in case you’re running out of ways to discuss others:

01. A few clowns short of a circus
02. A few fries short of a Happy Meal
03. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
04. A few beers short of six-pack
05. A few peas short of a casserole
06. Doesn’t have all his Cornflakes in one box
07. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead
08. One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl
09. One taco short of a combination plate
10. A few feathers short of a whole duck
11. All foam, no beer
12. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
13. Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
14. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
15. Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel
16. Too much yardage between the goalposts
17. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
18. As smart as bait
19. Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash
20. Doesn’t know much, but leads the league in nostril hair
21. Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor
22. Forgot to pay his brain bill
23. Her antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels
24. His belt doesn’t go through all the loops
25. If he had another brain, it would be lonely
26. No grain in the silo
27. Proof that evolution can go in reverse
28. Receiver is off the hook
29. Several nuts short of a full pouch
30. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
31. Not the sharpest pencil in the box
32. Lights are on but nobody’s home
33. As sharp as a bowling ball
34. He’s not playing with a full deck
35. As useless as a fart in a wind storm

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