“Facebook is smart.”
“…”
“It think it knows that our anniversary is coming up.”
“We’re not doing anything for our anniversary, are we?”
“Well now I’m thinking about buying this ring from this ad I’m looking at.”
“I don’t want a fancy ring. And besides, all I’m getting for you is a car[d]”
“A car?!?! REALLY?!?!?!?!”
“A carrrrrRRR-DUHHHHH.”
“…”
“…”
“There was a time when I used to love you, you know.”