This is Josh & Elise Janicek’s personal weblog. Janicek is pronounced Yawn-uh-check. Josh is of Czech descent. He provides 99.72% of the content. He uses this website so he can document the happy couple’s (and the Zombie Eater’s) lives together.
Josh was born on January 26th, 1976. Elise was born 11 months and two weeks earlier than him. Here is a simple formula to calculate Elise’s age: (x + n)/(.7 * y) . Josh was born and raised in Houston and spent his junior high and high school years in Cat Spring. Elise was born in Lincoln, NE and spent her formative and young adult years in Des Moines, IA. Josh moved to Austin to pass through the ivory towers of the university in 1994. Elise did the same, after a few years of college in Des Moines, in 1996. They first met in the photo lab at St. Edward’s University.
Elise has a B.A. in Photocommunications. She is a Stay At Home Mom.
Josh has a B.A. in Communications/Media Production. He works in downtown Austin at UnsubCentral.
Josh and Elise live in Austin with their daughter, Maly, two cats, Annie aka “Bork” and Riley aka “Dick” and a fish named Willie.
Josh writes a letter to his daughter every month because he loves her more than bacon, motorcycles and scotch and because he has a very, very bad memory.
Josh wrote this in the third person because the shareholders told him to do so.