- You cry, and I mean cry, while listening to “Cats in the cradle”
- You haven’t worn a watch in ten years and you buy one because you know you will have to time contractions at any moment
- Due to budgetary constraints, instead of the $37.88 Timex Indiglo® that you think is REALLY RAD you opt for the $11.88 Sam Walton design “Bum Equipment” watch. And you have to buy said watch at the exclusive Wal*Mart jewelry kiosk because, God forbid you walk away with precious imported merchandise.
- Since you haven’t worn a watch in ten years you create a complex spreadsheet and save it on the middle of your desktop as “Contractometer.xls”
- You become worthless at work
- You hang on every word out of your mom or dad’s mouth
- You think Lactation Consultant would be a cool name for a band
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April 8th, 2006 @5:57 am
Lactation Consultant rock dude! lol
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